O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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