READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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