stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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