Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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