dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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