why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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