he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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