How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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