You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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