8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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