apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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