I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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