Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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