So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I am spending my child support on dildos
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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