Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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