idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
