Don't make out with my wife yet
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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