My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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