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(612): View more from Minnesota

You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!

(763): View more from Minnesota

Yes.

(612): View more from Minnesota

fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria

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(203): View more from Connecticut

either way he was missing a nipple.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.

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(409): View more from Texas

He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'

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(423): View more from Tennessee

just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party

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(785): View more from Kansas

Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?

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(630): View more from Illinois

Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”

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