I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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