I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
