She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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