is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
how does that bad decision feel?
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