The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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