ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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