I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize