Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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