There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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