how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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