Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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