Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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