Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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