just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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