I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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