I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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