I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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