did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
