Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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