How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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