So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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