spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Bring me that man meat
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize