I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
