Is it normal to miss your booty call?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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