and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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