You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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