You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My nipple is on Facebook.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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