Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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