yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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