...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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