Is it normal to miss your booty call?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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