worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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