I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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