Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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