He is such a slut. More and more my type.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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