Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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