i think my tv is drunk
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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